waitress: i’m sorry we’re all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring

Когда впопыхах надел разные носки…
“When he in a hurry he put on different socks”
(via queer0fhearts)
adulthood is really just being responsible for a ton of pieces of paper that you don’t need that often but when you do need them you REALLY need them
(via ifyougiveamouseatuba)